Shameless Facts 2

Shameless can rig any election, but chooses only to rig Student council elections after the Hanging Chad fiasco.

Shameless invented the cell phone because he got tired of yelling from New York to LA.

Shameless was the 1st automobile.

Optimus Prime gave Shameless the Matrix of Leadership 1st, but realized the level of awesomeness that caused could destroy the very fabric of the universe, so he gave it to Hot Rod instead. Prime never stopped regretting that choice.

When Superman died, Shameless was actually all the other supermen that took his place.

Shameless once arm wrestled Chuck Norris and was about to lose to he told Chuck a really hot chick was behind him. Shameless won while Chuck looked around.

Shameless knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.

The U.S. did not really drop the Atomic Bomb on Japan, they dropped Shameless. The rest is history.

Shameless is the Inspiration for, Ruroni Kenshin, Naruto, Great Teacher Onizuka, Gundam, and M*A*S*H*.