Sunday, May 13, 2007

Shameless Facts

Shameless once wanted a Oreo, so he called Nabisco and told them to give him one. They now send him every shipment that was meant for China.

Shameless CAN eat just one Lays potato chip.

Shameless is the reason you can't find Waldo or Carmen Sandiego.

Shameless knows who framed Rodger Rabbit.

Shameless has never paid taxes, Uncle Sam knows better then to try.

Shameless once looked at a girl in a bar. They married the next day.

Shameless has more girlfriends then Job had Problems.

Shameless does not do drugs. His body produces a non toxic chemical that makes him always happy. Unless you cross him...

Shameless knows who kidnapped the Linburg Baby.

Shameless could have been the first man in space, but was busy banging Marylin Monroe.

From now on every post her will include one new Shameless fact, feel free to add your own.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shameless slept with Cyclops while the Pheonix went psycho.

T.B. said...

Shameless thought 2 scoops was a pickup line.